my vag is so smooth its legendary
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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