i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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