Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
