You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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