My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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