My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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