ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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