bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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