There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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