he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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