I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
