I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
