he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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