He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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