So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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