see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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