Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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