are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
