He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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