Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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