so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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