You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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