that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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