I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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