I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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