Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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