first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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