With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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