i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
