so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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