He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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