i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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