I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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