Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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