belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
