I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
