Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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