I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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