She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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