you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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