Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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