Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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