Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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