fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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