For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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