My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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