Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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