Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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