i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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