I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The Olympian is in my bed
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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