I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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