I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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