Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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