Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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