Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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